I have been far too hard on you. I am a bit slow. In fact, I am a retard but let it be our little secret. Finally, I figured you out. I want to thank you for all of the hard work you have done and you deserve a break after almost two years of combat.
A lot of us serve quietly, behind the scenes, out of sight but you have been front and center and you have done an excellent job.
Sir, I know you got them.
I look forward to the coming events knowing full well that none of what is unfolding would have been possible without you.
The nation owes you and will owe you a debt that can never be repaid. Someday we might see a bronze of you erected on the Washington Mall.
Sir, you fooled them all! You fooled everybody.