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Ode to Jeff Sessions

Mr. Sessions:

I have been far too hard on you.  I am a bit slow.  In fact, I am a retard but let it be our little secret.  Finally, I figured you out.  I want to thank you for all of the hard work you have done and you deserve a break after almost two years of combat.

A lot of us serve quietly, behind the scenes, out of sight but you have been front and center and you have done an excellent job.

Sir, I know you got them.

I look forward to the coming events knowing full well that none of  what is unfolding would have been possible without you.

The nation owes you and will owe you a debt that can never be repaid.  Someday we might see a bronze of you erected on the Washington Mall.

Sir, you fooled them all!  You fooled everybody.