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Ode to Jeff Sessions

Mr. Sessions:

I have been far too hard on you.  I am a bit slow.  In fact, I am a retard but let it be our little secret.  Finally, I figured you out.  I want to thank you for all of the hard work you have done and you deserve a break after almost two years of combat.

A lot of us serve quietly, behind the scenes, out of sight but you have been front and center and you have done an excellent job.

Sir, I know you got them.

I look forward to the coming events knowing full well that none of  what is unfolding would have been possible without you.

The nation owes you and will owe you a debt that can never be repaid.  Someday we might see a bronze of you erected on the Washington Mall.

Sir, you fooled them all!  You fooled everybody.

Dear President Trump How to Win

Dear President Donald J. Trump,

Having written you a half a dozen letters or more with no response, I resort to openly writing my President.  It is not too late to win but you need to carefully consider my words.

You need to rally the people and those few honorable men and women in office.  You do this by cleaning up and protecting the Supreme Court.  This requires you to publicly assign the Attorney General to the murder of Supreme Court Justice Anton Scalia.

And you call for the resignation of Jeff Sessions because he is weak.  He is spineless.  And you appeal publicly for the urgent appointment of Honorable Congressman Trey Gowdy to be immediately confirmed by the US Senate as the US Attorney General.

That is my prescription.  When you have taken these two bitter pills, call me in the morning.

Respectfully,

Dr. Kent